Cyberjoke Friday v1.9.1

Internet Help Desk  Youtube: “The hold button is your best friend”   Who is the boss? from 2001  video. Can’t get your email – Can you be more specific Please turn on your computer!! this is what happens when you are on hold: Plan B when there is a 12:00 flasher ask for the kid … Read more

Cyberjoke Friday V1.9 Christmas Star Wars Edition

Sometimes we Have to go back to the good things: From http://unijokes.com/it-jokes/  websites   Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google. How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses. I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say … Read more

Cyberjoke Friday Thanksgiving edition

Just the quotes please: From the top50 funny computer quotes http://www.junauza.com/2010/02/top-50-funny-computer-quotes.html 12. “Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.”  ( a reminder that viruses are more successful than computer programs sometimes) 14. “The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.” (a reminder that not everyone is … Read more

Cyberjoke Friday Halloween edition

  Kind of a Halloween mask/virus  vs retrovirus angle from TecheBlog http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/18-funny-and-creative-geek-jokes. And even a Halloween-cloud computing angle also from Pinterest  and obviously CloudTweaks.com   I found a Halloween joke at https://karthiksankar.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/programming-jokes/    here are my 101(binary) favorites: ——————- Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.  —————— There are … Read more

#Cyberjoke v1.8 Friday

From http://www.glasbergen.com/wp-content/gallery/computer-cartoons/toon-1288.gif   There are a lot more of many kinds of cartoons at glasbergen.com I like this one:     JimmyKimmel – and his Cyber Security 3min on the street   worth viewing http://vidworthy.com/cybersecurity-no-never-heard-of/ What is your password Jamieson What is your password? my dogs name and the year I graduated from high School Jamieson2009 … Read more