Sometimes we Have to go back to the good things: From http://unijokes.com/it-jokes/ websites Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google. How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses. I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say … Read more
Just the quotes please: From the top50 funny computer quotes http://www.junauza.com/2010/02/top-50-funny-computer-quotes.html 12. “Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.” ( a reminder that viruses are more successful than computer programs sometimes) 14. “The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.” (a reminder that not everyone is … Read more
Kind of a Halloween mask/virus vs retrovirus angle from TecheBlog http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/18-funny-and-creative-geek-jokes. And even a Halloween-cloud computing angle also from Pinterest and obviously CloudTweaks.com I found a Halloween joke at https://karthiksankar.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/programming-jokes/ here are my 101(binary) favorites: ——————- Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. —————— There are … Read more
From http://www.glasbergen.com/wp-content/gallery/computer-cartoons/toon-1288.gif There are a lot more of many kinds of cartoons at glasbergen.com I like this one: JimmyKimmel – and his Cyber Security 3min on the street worth viewing http://vidworthy.com/cybersecurity-no-never-heard-of/ What is your password Jamieson What is your password? my dogs name and the year I graduated from high School Jamieson2009 … Read more
beartales.me “Another hacker” Joke #449 at Al’s Cyberjoke 3000 website Two computer programmers met in the park. One said, “New bike?” “Yep.” “Nice. How much did it cost you?” “Nothing!” “Nothing? How can that be?” “Well, you see, yesterday a gorgeous woman rode up to me on this bike, took off all her … Read more
