Cyberjoke Friday v1.993 May2018 edition

  

(Image from cartoonstock.com)

I found interesting how we are moving toward more robotic capabilities without the understanding of the  Cyber Criminal potential mischief.

Inc.com story about a new AI “feature” of Google

 

Apparently Google AI can make calls with a very convincing human voice, so now Cyber criminals will up their game. I can’t make anything else with this then include it in a Robo joke edition blogpost…

 

 

 

 

Cyberjoke friday v1.992 Halloween edition

Yes it is time for another edition of Cyberjokes edition, might as well make it Halloween themed:

Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse.
So we can make it cyber related(mine):
Q: When is it bad luck to meet a Hacker?
A: When your computer is named Murphyslaw
Halloween jokes from halloween.com
Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
A. blood-thirsty hacker baby
Q. What did the bird say on Halloween?
A. Trick or tweet!
1. If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction
2. Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will the most harmful error be discovered
3. Job control cards that positively cannot be arranged in improper order will be
4. Interchangeable tapes won’t
5. If the input editor has ben designed to reject all bad inputan ingenious idiot will discover a method to get bad data past it.

Cyberjoke Friday Summer Edition v1.991

Library jokes in the summer:

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?

A lot of memory.

Why did the computer sneeze?

It had a virus

What did the spider do inside the library computer?

It made a web page.

Or we have the ultimate ring fight:

Hmm always there isn’t it? Human error versus our best devices and efforts.

Pinterest has some good jokes sometimes…

Cybergeeks say that the weakest link is the human.

How about xkcd?  In the computing world, xdck is classic and great.

 

Be careful what you ask for. The Darknet is one such place

Guns available on the Darknet in the past

And don’t believe that anything on the Internet or Darknet is actually ‘anonymous’. If it sounds too good to be true, then it is.

 

And finally

It is always amazing to me that how little people update their computers and other devices – no matter the ultimate fix.

Contact me to discuss IT security…