Cyberjoke Friday Halloween edition

Retrovirus  Kind of a Halloween mask/virus  vs retrovirus angle from TecheBlog

cloudcomputinghalloweenAnd even a Halloween-cloud computing angle also from Pinterest  and obviously


I found a Halloween joke at    here are my 101(binary) favorites:


Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. 


There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.


The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.


From the Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary:

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.

—————-  Next is a bit long, but good

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.”

Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”

God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.”


What about this site:

7. In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

10. Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache

12. An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

13. I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.


I know some of the above jokes are only good with some coding knowledge, but this is a hacker “oversite”  forum…

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