Cyberjoke Friday v1.993 May2018 edition

  

(Image from cartoonstock.com)

I found interesting how we are moving toward more robotic capabilities without the understanding of the  Cyber Criminal potential mischief.

Inc.com story about a new AI “feature” of Google

 

Apparently Google AI can make calls with a very convincing human voice, so now Cyber criminals will up their game. I can’t make anything else with this then include it in a Robo joke edition blogpost…

 

 

 

 

Cyberjoke friday v1.992 Halloween edition

Yes it is time for another edition of Cyberjokes edition, might as well make it Halloween themed:

Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse.
So we can make it cyber related(mine):
Q: When is it bad luck to meet a Hacker?
A: When your computer is named Murphyslaw
Halloween jokes from halloween.com
Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
A. blood-thirsty hacker baby
Q. What did the bird say on Halloween?
A. Trick or tweet!
1. If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction
2. Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will the most harmful error be discovered
3. Job control cards that positively cannot be arranged in improper order will be
4. Interchangeable tapes won’t
5. If the input editor has ben designed to reject all bad inputan ingenious idiot will discover a method to get bad data past it.

Cyberjoke Friday Summer Edition v1.991

Library jokes in the summer:

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?

A lot of memory.

Why did the computer sneeze?

It had a virus

What did the spider do inside the library computer?

It made a web page.

Or we have the ultimate ring fight:

Hmm always there isn’t it? Human error versus our best devices and efforts.

Pinterest has some good jokes sometimes…

Cybergeeks say that the weakest link is the human.

How about xkcd?  In the computing world, xdck is classic and great.

 

Be careful what you ask for. The Darknet is one such place

Guns available on the Darknet in the past

And don’t believe that anything on the Internet or Darknet is actually ‘anonymous’. If it sounds too good to be true, then it is.

 

And finally

It is always amazing to me that how little people update their computers and other devices – no matter the ultimate fix.

Contact me to discuss IT security…

Cyberjoke Friday v1.99 Easter 2017 Edition

image from Small Business Trends online site

Yes on Holidays I like to do things that are not done weekly or monthly – like backups, and shred old documents etc.

And now for the jokes:

An Attempt by ESPI Blog to explain Easter Eggs (software) with 1st Easter Egg:

Some Easter eggs are hidden, so are very well hidden, and then there’s the Video Whizball Easter egg. Now considered the first software Easter egg ever, the hidden name of the game programmer was not found for 26 years after the game’s initial release in 1978. While the Easter egg is rather minor, simply a printout of the programmer’s family name, it is noteworthy as it is, as the earliest instance of a hidden feature in software. Of course, there could be others in earlier software, so get out there and find them!

 

Look for some Easter eggs on Google – search for ‘anagram’  (it will say Did you mean ‘nag a ram’?  Mediaite post from 2010 on the anagram Google Joke

 

Unfortunately the real joke is on us the clients of small businesses:

And now you know why 60% of small business(KnowBe4) hacked is out of business within six months.

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Cyberjoke Friday v1.98 Cybersecurity disaster edition

Calling for help is a good start, but may not be best to create a DR plan on the fly or when a disaster is occurring.

this Cartoon is from Designer Hipster Cartoons

Some decent IT jokes from Steve Goldman Associates:

What’s the definition of an IT professional?
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

Why did the IT auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.


I like to make jokes sometimes when explaining the actual issue seems too difficult with all of the political repercussions in a company.

 

Make sure you have a working Disaster recovery plan with a proper auditor that will  check and doublecheck your processes and procedures so that you do not have to go out of business like most small business when disaster occurs.