Best computer Jokes #Cyberjoke Friday v1.5

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What can be described as funniest joke?

Well there is  an Edinburgh fringe joke contest and in 2011 there was a good one:

from http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-14646532

1) Nick Helm: “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”

 

After that gem,  I want to pick a couple that aren’t already on this site:

  • There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
  • An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”

or from http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

 

 

And this may be best one(Because it is X rated):

Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

 

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