Cyberjoke Friday v1.4

Check out this computer joke section:


Surfer Sam has several interesting computer jokes (my opinion of course)

  Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.


I always love the old computer quotes:

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
— Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943


The drinking song is a bit sneaky  (I changed it)

Sing out loud to the tune of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.” 100 little bugs in the code,
100 bugs in the code,  fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs in the code, fix one bug, compile it again,
102 little bugs in the code…..
Repeat until BUGS = 0

Here under “Another round of funny computer jokes”


The next one has a ring of truth in it:

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

These next ones could also be for kids:

Question: Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
Answer: Because it had a hard drive!

Some joke acronyms:

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

The Computer Tells All has the best:

Every solution breeds new problems

and my favorite

Number One top Oxymoron:

Microsoft Works





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