Cyber Joke Friday v1.1 #Cybersecurity

A great Murphy’s law site on the Net:

http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-computer.html

All murphy’s laws, but I want to focus on computers… and specifically Cybersecurity

 

Compiled the 6 of them on my top10…

murphyslaw in cybersecurity

 

 

First the only “security” mentions

* Law of Anti-security
The best way past a pesky security feature is a 13-year-old.

* Lulled into Security Law
A ‘debugged’ program that crashes will wipe out source files on storage devices when there is the least available backup.

 

we can change the first one

* The best way past a pesky security feature is a Chinese hacker

 

 

 

Then the  classics for computers:

* If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.

Could be changed to

* If Security is effective on a computer it will be changed

 

Or this one:

* Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.

how about this?

* Network traffic will fill the available bandwidth (hackers scans and DDOS)

 

This one:

The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.
Corollary – A subtle bug will modify storage thereby masquerading as some other problem.

The Corollary can be changed to :

A subtle hacker will modify your system while masquerading as a legitimate program

 

 

How about this one?

* Still backing up your files? ask the NSA for restore when your restore fails

 

 

Please contact US to add to this list -also on Twitter @fixvirus

 

 

 

Cyber jokes Friday Edition v1.0

#10 You can take the nerd out of the cyber war room, but you can’t remove the computers.

Also a good Abbott and Costello Cyber routine:
This is a good “Cyber Joke” movie:  “The Interview”
It is pretty funny – to think that somebody hacked Sony due to their bad security practices for a movie that is  about a leader of a nation that makes him look funny.
sony-hacked