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What can be described as funniest joke?
Well there is an Edinburgh fringe joke contest and in 2011 there was a good one:
1) Nick Helm: “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
After that gem, I want to pick a couple that aren’t already on this site:
- There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
- An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”
Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
And this may be best one(Because it is X rated):
Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.