Another compilation of Computer Jokes from the Internet
http://www.ajokeaday.com/Clasificacion.asp?ID=18
Includes the following:
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.”
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Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin.”
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
This is the best(in my opinion)…
How can I trust your information when you’re using such outdated technology.
It shows the fundamental problem in discussing new and old technology and techniques.
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze.
Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?”
Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”