“Another hacker”
Joke #449 at Al’s Cyberjoke 3000 website
Two computer programmers met in the park. One said, “New bike?” “Yep.” “Nice. How much did it cost you?” “Nothing!” “Nothing? How can that be?” “Well, you see, yesterday a gorgeous woman rode up to me on this bike, took off all her clothes and said I could have anything I wanted. So I took her bike!” The other programmer smiled, “Smart! There’s no way her clothes would fit you!”
“Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!”
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A wife sent her husband a text message on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”. The husband sent an answer back: “Pour some warm water over them”. Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: “The computer is completely screwed now”.
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Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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