Just the quotes please:
From the top50 funny computer quotes
http://www.junauza.com/2010/02/top-50-funny-computer-quotes.html
12. “Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.” ( a reminder that viruses are more successful than computer programs sometimes)
14. “The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.”
(a reminder that not everyone is who they say they are on the Internet)
30. “The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.”
32. “Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.”
(knowing how things work is what we always seek – including hackers. Although hackers do not need source code to reverse engineer)
And … I will leave you with a Dave Barry Quote of the meaning of Christmas:
“Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
Adding some more… (11/28)
At this site http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/cyber_monday.htm
the best 2 are:
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Try Before You Buy!
Myra was going to the Christmas office party but needed a new dress. In the store she asked, ‘May I try on that dress in the window, please?’
‘Certainly not, madam,’ responded the salesgirl, ‘You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.’
Good Deal for Cyber Monday
Freya was driving home on Cyber Monday when she saw an elderly Apache woman walking along the side of the road outside Albuquerque, New Mexico. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a lift?
With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car. Freya tried in vain to make conversation with the Apache woman.
The old Apache looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Freya.
‘What’s in the bag?’ asked the old woman.
‘It’s a bottle of gin that I got for my husband.’
The Apache woman was silent for another minute or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, ‘Good trade.’
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