beartales.me “Another hacker” Joke #449 at Al’s Cyberjoke 3000 website Two computer programmers met in the park. One said, “New bike?” “Yep.” “Nice. How much did it cost you?” “Nothing!” “Nothing? How can that be?” “Well, you see, yesterday a gorgeous woman rode up to me on this bike, took off all her … Read more
Another compilation of Computer Jokes from the Internet http://www.ajokeaday.com/Clasificacion.asp?ID=18 Includes the following: Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.” Customer: “Ok.” Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?” Customer: “No.” Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?” Customer: “No.” Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you … Read more
Best image from Google image search ” computer jokes” What can be described as funniest joke? Well there is an Edinburgh fringe joke contest and in 2011 there was a good one: from http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-14646532 1) Nick Helm: “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” … Read more
Check out this computer joke section: http://www.surfersam.com/friends/funny-computer-jokes.htm Surfer Sam has several interesting computer jokes (my opinion of course) Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. I always love the old computer quotes: “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. — Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 The drinking song … Read more
Let’s look at Will and Guy’s joke site today(08/14/2015): http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/computers/computer_jokes.htm (image from guy-sports.com) E-mail communication can always cause problems… 🙂 Mystery Joke: (a bit dated …) {Ricky, a customer, visits PC Express, the computer store, ‘I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.’ ‘Well,’ replies the … Read more