Cyberjokes v1.6 #CyberJoke Friday

Another compilation of Computer Jokes from the Internet

http://www.ajokeaday.com/Clasificacion.asp?ID=18

Includes the following:

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”

Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”

Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.”

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Also fill out the following form for computer problems:
1. Is your computer plugged in?
Yes__ No__
2. Is it turned on?
Yes__ No__
3. Have you tried to fix it yourself?
Yes__ No__
4. Have you made it worse?
Yes__
5. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
__________________________________________
6. If “nothing” explain why you were logged in.
__________________________________________

7.  Can’t you do something else, instead of bothering me?

Yes__

Thank you for taking the time to fill out our Computer Problems Form.

Please allow 1-week response time so that the problem will resolve itself or you will reboot your computer, most likely resolving the issue.

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A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.”
Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin.”

Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
Ahh, yes in the old days of computing …

Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze.

Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?”

Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”

 

I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.

 

What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.

This is the best(in my opinion)…

blackboardmathjoke

How can I trust your information when you’re using such outdated technology.

 

It shows the fundamental problem in discussing new and old technology and techniques.

 

 

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