Cyberjoke Friday V1.9 Christmas Star Wars Edition

Sometimes we Have to go back to the good things:

From http://unijokes.com/it-jokes/  websites

 

  • Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
  • How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
  • I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.
  • My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.

 

 

Also from: http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/55-geeky-line-jokes/

  • Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows.
  • Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.
  • Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
  • The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?
  • Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
  • If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.
  • Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.
  • Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
  • An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint… “I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints.

 

 

And of course since it is Star wars  weekend this week here are some Spoilers:

starwarsdestroyerspoileralert

 

Or even worse  from http://affet-kak.deviantart.com/art/pimped-star-destroyer-168167727:

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which is nerdier? Star wars or Star Trek?

May the force help you live long and prosper.

 

 

 

Say this again as it explains hacking :

  • Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.