CyberJoke Friday v1.2

Enjoy Cyberjoke Friday Aug, 7, 2015 …

from

http://www.emailgoodies.faketrix.com/pics-computer-jokes-pc-humor-windows-comedy.htm

There is this Cartoon:

harddrive-backupcartoon

 

Found Al Lowe’s humor site – he has a few good Cyber Jokes.  here are 2 that I liked.

http://www.allowe.com/humor/cj-main/cyberjoke-archive.html#joke=3198

Joke #3198:

Two computer geeks were talking. “Guess what?” said one. “What?” said the other. “Yesterday, I met a gorgeous blonde in a bar.” “Really? How’d it go?” “Great. I invited her to my place, we had some drinks, she got into the mood, and she asked me to undress her.” “Whoa.” “Yeah. I took off her dress, picked her up, and put her on my desk beside my new laptop.” “No kidding! You got a new laptop?!”

http://www.allowe.com/humor/cj-main/cyberjoke-archive.html#joke=2204

Joke #2204:

There’s so much sadness in this world. For example, right now, as you read this, 17 million Americans are having sex, but you’re on the computer!

 

Out of the 17 Computer Jokes http://royal.pingdom.com/2010/06/01/17-computer-geek-jokes-and-truisms/   these 3 stand out to me:

 

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

“I’m not interrupting you, I’m putting our conversation in full-duplex mode.”
– Antone Roundy

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

 

 

 

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